shitty bella

we went to cinque terre on sunday and it was absolutely beautiful!

it was a 3 hour train ride and we started the day off with a two hour hike that pretty much killed me. it was gorgeous but omfg my legs are still suffering. it was SO hilly and the paths were so rocky, i almost died about 20 times.

after the hike, we had lunch right on the ocean at this amazing restaurant with delicious pizza. i got the nostromo pizza which has tomato sauce, mozzarella, onions, and TUNA FISH. which may sound disgusting but idgaf, i’m obsessed with tuna and it tasted deeeeeeelish. also, it was fucking GIANT. everyone else got these cute, normal size pizzas and then mine comes out last and it’s twice the size of everyone else’s lololol loved it.

after lunch we walked around for a little bit and looked at souvenirs/got gelato. then we took a short train to the next city over where the best beach is. it was gorgeous, the water was so incredible blue and beautiful. when we got there, i found this little drink place that was selling pina coladas and i totally freaked out- it’s literally been my dream to have a pina colada while lounging out on a beautiful beach. well that dream came true yesterday and it was perfection.

the train ride home was hilarious slash so bad at the same time. it was mega packed and we couldn’t find seats so we had to sit in the little box room in between cars, some of us on the floor and some on these ghetto ass pull down seats that were NOT comfy. keep in mind, this was another 3 hour train ride to get back home.
-_________- we made it fun though of course, and called our lil ghetto room purgatory aka “the purg” lololol.

new fave club? CENTRAL PARK! it just opened last week and we needed a wednesday night replacement for Yab, so we went last night… it was so awesome, it’s all outdoors which i LOVE cause i get so fucking hot in clubs that i look like i literally just took a shower but really i’m just obnoxiously sweaty lolz

the whole club set up was awesome- there was a dance pit and VIP tents and awesome lights/bars, plus they had platform cage things that we def took control of at one point in the night. they played good music too for the most part which always makes or break a club night.

creepers were out in full swing though, more so than any other club i’ve been too. i really don’t understand what gives these mothafuckas so much self confidence, especially when you loudly say NO to them, jerk your hand away, and move spots on the dance floor to get away- some STILL don’t get the hint though and keep trying to grind up on you… i just don’t understand it. like i am being so obvious about not wanting to dance with you, why oh why are you still trying??? gtfo creepers!!

um and lets talk about how these slutty ass drunk fucking bitches who didn’t want to wait on the SHORT line for the bathroom literally pulled their undies down in front of EVERYONE and peed outside in a corner. i was in total shock slash laughing my ass off, i mean really?? how more disgusting and trashy can you get?? their pee was literally flowing on the ground towards the bathroom line, i had to step over it on my way outside. in-fucking-sane.

all in all though, tip top night lololol

SO last night was Yab’s closing party!!! sad day but we most certainly went out with a bang kekeke.

we decided that in honor of the occasion we’d wear heels- we were all like “we miss heeeeelsssss blah blah blah” cause we haven’t worn them since we were in the U.S…. yeah, needless to say we do NOT miss them anymore. my feet are most likely mangled for life.

ANYWAY, so we get to yab and we see they’re setting up for these fashion show things they sometimes do before the dancing starts and we’re like wahhh we just wanna dance now, eff thissss- but THEN we realize that it’s not a fashion show, it’s a mothafucking MR. TALENT competition…. and the men are BEAUTIFUL!! so we’re in heaven and im takin a million pics as they walk down the aisle thing and before i know it, they’ve all changed backstage into lil undie things and they’re stripping on the catwalk!! omg was seriously in heaven.

after that they started playing their usual fab music and we danced the night away. since we’ve got an in with the promoters we got into the VIP section of the club- sippin on a free red bull vodka and dancing on platforms, yeaaa buddy!

it was raining a little bit when we left to go home but it actually felt really nice since i was a sweaty ass bitch, what else is new. only thing was, we seriously could. not. walk. our feet hurt so much from dancing in heels. like not even exaggerating, all of us were literally hobbling along at a snail’s pace, we looked like old ladies/the hunchback of notre dame, it was so pathetic. finally we decided, fuck this, and took our shoes off and frolicked home barefoot in the rain lololol

the whole night i had been looking forward to getting a chicken kebab since they are heaven on earth so we made a pit stop at our apartment to change into sweats and put on actual shoes and then we went and got the yummiest creations EVA. i was talking to a presh girl who was waiting to get a kebab in line and her and her friend had a whole mess of roses that they didn’t want and asked if we wanted them- we misunderstood her tho and thought she wanted to sell them to us when she actually was just gonna give them away for free, but when we left the kebab place they were sitting abandoned on a table outside so we snatched them up and went home with kebabs & roses.

such a good last yab night! i will miss you yab, you will always be my faaaaave :D

for easter i spent the day in the boboli gardens. such a nice day- relaxing & beautiful. :)